Trees And Shit

Hi. Im Andrew. 16. New York.
meow meow fuck you

lol amanda.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hii

You: hi

Stranger: where you from?

You: colorado

Stranger: cool whats your age?

You: 21

Stranger: really wow haha

You: yeah

You: my girlfriend is 24

Stranger: where is she?

You: we’re getting married

You: she’s at work

You: she’s a stripper

Stranger: ohh you are lesbo ?

You: at a near by club

You: yes

Stranger: ohh okay cool

You: i am

You: this is my boyfriend

You: we;’re all kinda dating

You: i guess

Stranger: huh but you getting married or are you jsut kidding

You: and our other boyfriend is at work too

You: we’re all getting married

You: its like an open relationship

You: but more united

You: id say

You: yeah

Stranger: ohhh now i get i think

You: yeah

You: we dropped our other girlfriend

You: because she was in another group of dating people

You: so we all left her

You: do u really get it

Stranger: noo i dont haha

You: its a hard concept

Stranger: yeaah i know that haha

You: i used to be a farmer

You: thats where i met him

Stranger: ohh i get a whole life stroy

You: he drove the truck that carried all the cows

Stranger: story

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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